Neutralise The Threat Of Frankfurter Death

Apparently, eating hotdogs can be dangerous. Fortunately there's a company out there who want to save you from this invidious terror. These caring people make an easy to use machine which turns yr frankfurter into an octopus. Which is a pretty neat trick. Although I'm not sure how transmogrifying an innocent sausage into an intelligent tool using eight limbed seabeast represents a major leap forward in public safety.

http://www.octodog.net/index.htm