Dr Wommm's Medicine Cabinet

22 February 2008

What You Make It, Part One

Music theory isn't even a theory, it's a half-baked hypothesis, a forever uncompletable mess of historical and geographically specific data that still defines to most listeners (consciously or otherwise) what is acceptable to call "music" and what is not, and worse, which allows a certain kind of musician to define what is "right" and what is "wrong". Western music theory in particular is a huge and unwieldy set of rules, (sometimes somewhat arcane) mathematics, and a huge array of assumptions and prejudices that change according to the prevailing cultural climate of the times, the rubber room that where so many musicians willingly don the straitjacket and bounce off the same four walls for the rest of their creative lives. People like Wynton "there has been no new jazz made since 1955" Marsalis are the product of theory making, not music making, seeking to reduce whatever music it is they profess to love to a set of rules or procedures, deviation from which is punishable by ostracization or ridicule, a high-minded, academic approach which allows no room for true creativity or progression and leads to ossification, turning what should be living, breathing art into a static exhibit to be admired from a respectful distance, not engaged with on a visceral, emotional level as music should be.

To be continued shortly...

15 November 2007

"I was lucky in those days to have a rich wife, and so we sold her tiara and swapped it for a computer"

is only one of many fantastic quotes from this most excellent documentary about EMS , electronic music pioneers extraordinaire, which I suggest you go and watch immediately, not just because it offers a rather eccentric and very British take on the early days of electronic music as opposed to the more usual US (Moog, Buchla et al) or European (Stockhausen, Darmstadt etc) perspectives, but because it highlights a major failing in the mentality of this country which tends to allow it's most original thinkers to sink into obscurity as prophets without honour in their own land and also because it's fucking excellent.

20 October 2007

Eddie Van Halen's Secret Love For Charles Ives...

...is the only possible explanation for what happens during this somewhat interesting live version of (the already fucking horrible) Jump recorded a few weeks ago by some lucky attendee. Due to a fuck-up by one of their crew, the synth backing for the song is playing back at the wrong sample rate, and therefore at the wrong pitch, thus rendering Eddie's guitar wildly out of tune, a turn of events which he makes absolutely no attempt to rectify at any point in the following six minutes. A particularly fine recorded example of EVH's famed "brown" sound. Also, David Lee Roth is on pretty good form too...

16 October 2007

Calling People Of Liverpool

Oh yes good people of Liverpool, next Thursday at Zanzibar, along with the mighty homegrown Kling Klang, you get to see the ever unpredictable human drum octopus and improviser extrordinaire Charles Hayward and London's own sonic supermassive black hole Morgen und Nite. For four quid! Can't say fairer than that, can we?

Fire Music This Friday - Do Not Miss This

Plan B and Bo'Weavil Recordings presents: Alan Wilkinson, John Edwards and Steve Noble + Tom James Scott FRIDAY 19 OCTOBER, WHITECHAPEL GALLERY, LONDON E1

The nights are drawing in, so gather round and get in the warm for the third in Plan B's Secret Landscapes series at the Whitechapel Gallery: this month, delicate autumnal improv followed by searing fire music from three UK free jazz legends.

In association with Bo' Weavil Recordings, Plan B is proud to present:

Alan Wilkinson, John Edwards and Steve Noble
Scorching free jazz from three heavyweights of the UK Improv scene. Plan B Magazine said of recent Bo' Weavil release Obliquity, "[it > has enough energy to power a decent sized town for a month. Saxophonist Alan Wilkinson's clearly been digging his old Albert Ayler albums, letting rip with insane shrieks and strangled cries that don't so much carry a tune as plug right in to the raging essence of uninhibited, animal self-expression. But, raw and ragged as it is, there's a world of telepathic, lightning-quick interplay at work here, too. Bassist John Edwards and drummer Steve Noble follow the ebb and flow of Wilkinson's outpourings, turning up the heat at the flick of a switch to create great boiling maelstroms of pure noise mayhem and dropping out at just the right moments into stretches of headlong, urgent free-swing. It's jazz alright, but you won't hear it on Parkinson."

Tom James Scott
Delicate, lambent solo acoustic guitar from Tom James Scott, whose debut album Red Deer is out this autumn on Bo' Weavil Recordings. A mainstay of the improvising collective CYRK and sometimes seen pounding a Casio in chaos-pop noise duo Clunes, Scott's solo string work is unashamedly beautiful, but with an instinct for space, silence and odd, eerie sonic detail that unnerves like nature.

With DJ support from Bo' Weavil Recordings and Dr Wommm.

WHERE?
Whitechapel, 80-82 Whitechapel High Street, London E1 7QX, Aldgate East, Tel: +44 (0)20 7522 7888

WHEN?
Friday 19 Oct, 7pm.

HOW?
£6/5 concessions, £3 for Whitechapel Members
Free for Whitechapel Patrons and Associates

Oh, So That's What They Mean By Cock Fighting...

Some flatworms, such as Pseudobiceros hancockanus engage in penis fencing, in which two individuals fight,trying to pierce the skin of the other with their penises; the first to succeed inseminates the other, which must then carry and nourish the eggs.

Thank you Wikipedia...

Influenza Soundtracks

Om - Pilgrimage (Southern Lord)
The Stars - Perfect Place To Hideaway (Pedal)
Marble Sheep - Old From New Heads (Captain Trip)
Kousokuya - Echoes From Deep Underground (Archive)
Circle - Katapult (No Quarter)
High On Fire - Death Is This Communion (Relapse)
Splintered - The Judas Cradle (Dirter)
Scientist - Dub In The Roots Tradition (Blood & Fire)
Helios Creed - The Last Laugh (Amphetamine Reptile)
Masayuki Takayanagi - Eclipse (PSF)
Embryo - Invisible Documents (Disconforme)
Kyoaku No Intention - Astral Projection (PSF)
White Rainbow - Prism Of Eternal Now (Kranky)
Suisho No Fune - Writhing Underground Flowers (The Lotus Sound)
Hototogisu - Sculpture Built Upon The Graves (Heavy Blossom)
Hototogisu - Sardonic Wooden Moonlight (Heavy Blossom)
Kebnekajse - Resa Mot Okänt Mål (Silence)
Alan Wilkinson/John Edwards/Steve Noble - Obliquity (Bo' Weavil)
Spiral Joy Band - Wake Of The Dying Sun King (VHF)
Residual Echoes - Phoenecian Flu & Ancient Ocean (Holy Mountain)

11 October 2007

HIGHEST POSSIBLE RECOMMENDATION

Look. It's This Heat live sometime in about 1980 or so. See, the internet is good for something...





also, kosmische wonderment in the shape of Guru Guru when they were actually (very, very) good...

and last but not least, the mighty Kraftwerk, in 19fucking70, with possibly the best audience ever...

26 September 2007

Let's Rock'n'roll, An' Worship Satan; Get Born Again Girl, 'Cos Time's Awaistin'


Cemetary, by the God Bullies. A perfect two minutes of snot.

04 September 2007

Strangenessabounds

I never thought I'd be in a position to say this, but seeing a picture of yrself in Grazia magazine is a deeply surreal experience...