Eddie Van Halen's Secret Love For Charles Ives...

...is the only possible explanation for what happens during this somewhat interesting live version of (the already fucking horrible) Jump recorded a few weeks ago by some lucky attendee. Due to a fuck-up by one of their crew, the synth backing for the song is playing back at the wrong sample rate, and therefore at the wrong pitch, thus rendering Eddie's guitar wildly out of tune, a turn of events which he makes absolutely no attempt to rectify at any point in the following six minutes. A particularly fine recorded example of EVH's famed "brown" sound. Also, David Lee Roth is on pretty good form too...