Kali, Doggess Of Destruction

Meet Kali, my folks' very large and deeply stoopid puppy. Yes, puppy. Personally I think she may actually be a cross between a wolf and a horse but they maintain she's a dog. This beast is just over a year old and shows no signs of either stopping growing or becoming more intelligent. Proof of her foolishness can be seen in the photo below where she has just tried to bat me round the head with her enormous paw, totally oblivious to fact that I was taking the photos behind a closed patio door...