Wildly Irresponsible Hangover Cure
1. Make a large pot of Blue Lotus* tea. 10g of the stuff should do you.
2. Roll a very large joint of dried Fly Agaric.
3. Drink the tea.
4. Smoke the spliff.
5. Fall over.
6. Giggle a lot and realise that the floor is a very nice place to be.
7. Try not to dribble too much.
*Nymphaea Caerulea for all you latin junkies out there
posted by Dr Wommm @ 5:37 PM
4 Comments:
How sweet it were, hearing the downward stream, with half-shut eyes ever to seem falling asleep in a half-dream!
Tennyson certainly expressed the joys of lotus (lotos?) intoxication better than me, but he didn't warn us about the dribbling. Bastard. Then again, that was probably the amanita reefer...
I don't know how to spell 'thier', let alone 'lotus'.
Yes, the drooling was probably the mushrooms. What a piquant combination! Madman!
That's the nicest thing anyone's called me for ages.
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