¡Helado Extremadamente Peligroso!

Apart from preserving the brains of the sort of fuckwit you wouldn't really want to be re-animated in the future, liquid nitrogen has many and varied uses, most of which are both entertaining and dangerous. Not may people, apart from arch food perv (sorry, molecular chef) Heston Blumenthal, realise you can 'cook' with it too. Yep, if one is so inclined,the wonders of cookery and low-temperature chemistry can be combined to make ice cream. What's more, these helpful and responsible people will show you how to do it in the safety of yr own kitchen.

I'm fucking dying to try this. Liquid nitrogen is only about $4-5 a litre. That's just asking for trouble...