Spatchcock!

Is another of my favourite words. Mainly 'cos I like the idea of a method of chicken preperation which sounds like a mediaeval name for some vile disease of the male genitals closely related to trench foot. I also tend to buy spatchcock chicken if I go to the 24hr supermarkent when stoned. Not because I like to eat it (which I do), but because I'm irresistibly drawn to food and drink with really stupid names. Maybe I'll invent a new dish called Beef Bastard.