Y Era Tan Niza Y Tranquilidad Anterior...

Admittedly I am a little on edge today, for various reasons. There are 126 bottles of champagne sitting in my office for distribution to various clients. If the fuckwit who works across the office from me doesn't stop testing out his unbelievably annoying christmas fucking ringtones* there will be 125 bottles.

Obviously I'd drink it first. Can't stand to see good booze wasted.

*It's not just the ringtones. The fucker whistles at his desk too, and if that's not a hanging offence I don't know what is...